Monday, September 22, 2008

As I Mature I've learned that....

...you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

...no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

...it takes years to build trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

...that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you better have a big willy or huge boobs.

...you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

...you can keep vomiting long after you think your finished.

..we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

...regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there better be a lot of money to take it's place.

...99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.

...the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.