Tuesday, July 29, 2008

So tomorrow I move.

I have the next two days off with which to move some of my things into storage, and some of my things into my new apartment.

So by Friday I'll be nature blogging from a new abode. However I have to say that with all the packing I've been doing I dare say that I won't have time for the blog until then, not that anyone's is out there though, Evil got a job and lost her reader's.

But I'm not bitter 'cause I'll have more money. AND! if no ones reads I can bitch about my husband more often. HA!

Anyway, since my service won't be available until 5pm (phone at 8am - same company, wtf?) my Friday nature will have to be in the eve.

Caio babies!

Sunday, July 27, 2008

The Boob Fairy....

This is not a song about Boobs, not really, it's really just a song about human inadequacy....

Ladies and Gentlemen...Deirdre Flint.

Friday, July 25, 2008

What Denise means...

It's a little unnerving how accurate this was but here it is......

What Denise Means

You are balanced, orderly, and organized. You like your ducks in a row.

You are powerful and competent, especially in the workplace.

People can see you as stubborn and headstrong. You definitely have a dominant personality.

You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.

You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.

At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.

You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.

You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.

You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.

You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.

You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong.

You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know.

You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008


That's what I like...a low stress job the puts me home before 6pm.

No contracts to write, no collection calls to make, there's a dog in the office.

Oh I could get used to this.

As soon as I figure out where my blogging fits into my schedule I will write more, needless to say my first day was awesome, the people are pleasant with a sense of humor, BONUS!

See ya soon!

Monday, July 21, 2008

And Evil gets a job....

That's right folks, I am of the working class once again.

Back to the office with ye!! Man that keyboard! The phones be a ringin' and I be answerin' argh!

and at more money than the job originally offered, 'bout time someone notices a good thing when it's smiling before them.


Saturday, July 19, 2008

Happy Birthday to my little Love.

It seems like just yesterday I was telling people we were expecting you...

But you've gone from this...

to this...

In a blink and a sigh...It's amazing to me how fast time goes by.

I love you my little blue eyed blond. Happy 9th birthday.

Love, Momma.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Holy quick responses Batman!

So I had my interview today, wink.

When I left the office the nice lady said,"Okay we've had a lot of applicants, but, we're finishing up today and we'll be letting everyone know on Monday."

Just now....I got a phone call....she wants me to come back in on Monday to meet the Owner....then she wants to "talk" to me.

Yee hah!

Death.....of a cell phone.

It's official, I killed it. It's dead.

My first cell phone too! And I'm always so careful with it. Because all along I've been fearing this very thing would happen, that the Man would leave it in his pants pocket, I would miss it and wash the damn thing.

Voila! I have done it. The Great and Terrible Evil Queen has sentenced her phone to death by spin cycle.

Thank the Gods I have insurance, wink. I kinda thought when I bought the phone...hmmm, one Man, two little girls, one dog, one cat....maybe I should get the insurance, you know...just in case.

Turns out it was me. ME! who was the one to worry about all along.

The good news is I get my new phone on Monday, the bad news is I have now lost every phone number that I had. I only have a few memorized and then only the numbers I already had memorized before I acquired the cell, sigh.

I knew things were running to smooth, something always goes sour when that happens.

*Oh, and since it's Friday and I'm supposed to Nature blog....go here for your fix.*

Thursday, July 17, 2008


I am such a dork.

Is there a full moon or something? Oh yeah, that's right...there is.

People, while on the phone yesterday, transfering my life to the new apartment, while giving out my cell phone number to all involved, *in case my ahem, land line isn't working for a few hours* and while I was doing that do you know what else I was doing?

Adding my cell phone to the wash via the Evil King's pants.

I swear I checked all the pockets I SWEAR! but I missed one.

It is currently sitting by a warm lamp and the last of the moisture is fading away.

Until then I won't know if I killed it or not.


Wednesday, July 16, 2008

The polls are in...

and it stays short.

While I would love to say it was all the internets that made the decision, alas it was the job interview I got called about today WOOT!

So the professional out ways the Hippie in this area.

Sorry Auntie, I'm gonna have to fold up my freak flag and put it in a box with the rest of my belongings for now...but I still have it.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

And now on a lighter note.....

What do you think?

Leave the hair super short?

Or grow it back out to ass length?

What do you think? I'll give you some ideas....

behold long haired Evil....

And short haired Evil...

Whatcha think?

Monday, July 14, 2008

Day 16

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand.......it's over. The Offspring are home. And already fighting.

Two weeks and their gone again though, then I'm moving to a tiny little shitty apartment.

Starting to think I need a change of scenery. Got some scheming in the works. Not sure where it's gonna go.

On a side note, seeing my Father yesterday was eye opening. He's looking sick. He has severe liver disease and has been drinking like a fish lately. Last time he looked this way the Doc gave him 6 months. Last time I told him he needed to take better care of himself he said "Fuck you" so...

Anywho, My brain is all over the place. I can't think straight with all this shit on my mind.
If you want to be amused, watch the video below. But if your at work...turn down the speakers your boss may not be so amused.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Friday, July 11, 2008

Friday Morning Nature Blogging

If trees could talk, what do you think this one would say?

Wednesday, July 09, 2008


Tuesday, July 08, 2008


The 4th of July was a wash.

Seems they decided to move the fireworks barge from out in front of the Maritime museum (which my aunt and uncle live right directly up the hill from) to somewhere down the river, I'm guessing the Alderbrook area which is out of site from where I was.

Well no one told me. And Auntie said she'd been listening to the radio and she hadn't heard anything about it, I guess I should have payed more attention. So no fireworks show for me but a good time was had by all anyway,

See me having fun?

Then I made the Man take me to the beach and we had more fun...

And He took beautiful shots of The Wreck of the Peter Iredale, see...

Then we went home and lazed around all day doing pretty much nothing, I'd call that a good day.

Friday, July 04, 2008

Friday Morning Nature Blogging

Happy 4th of July All
This is what it will look like in Fair Astoria tonight!

Thursday, July 03, 2008

Day 4

Demolition day.

I warned them I did, for two weeks I did, every. single. day.

I told them that they had to clean their room. I told them that anything left out of place or on the floor of their room was to be thrown out after they left. I told them we are downsizing, that if they did not care about their things then why on earth should I?

I got a tip from a Father once after I was complaining about my little pigs. He told me that one day he had gotten fed up with the messy room problem and went destructo with black garbage bags in his kids room - everything got tossed - he then said that he hadn't had a problem with their room since, all he has to do is mention his last solution and they are up cleaning.

So I have to think, why don't I do that? So I'm going to and today is the day.

I'm going in armed with bags and a shovel. Anything out of it's home is toast.

Just one thing......if you don't hear from me in three days, send help.

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Day 3

I got nothin', sorry folks. The Man has the day off, I have no kids and I am very distracted today.

I want to bar-b-q but I need a side order of Sun and it looks like we're fresh out.

I'm thinking we might just cuddle up with a good movie, or play it by ear whatever.

HEY! Who stole the Sun? If you please, could you return it?


Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Day 2

Chips, Home-made Salsa mmmmmm, Corona and lime and naked time.

that's all folks!